Uncyclopedia.org

Yeah, wikipedia is a great place to find out about many things, but this is a lot more interesting...

The Anti-Telemarketer counterscript

So, a telemarketer calls you on the phone and prepares to start in on some spiel...do unto them before they have a chance to do unto you. Looks entertaining to me :)

Get 30% better mileage with acetone added?

Yeah, I was worried about it screwing things up under the hood, too. Read this. I might just give it a try, myself.

So I was looking through pictures of Hawaii and its volcanoes, and I see an evil-looking rock.

To me, it looks like something from the heart of Mordor...Peter Jackson missed this shooting location, unfortunately.